Inside Jokes !

Few funny events that happened throughout the week.........

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today~

my math teacher came into my class

teacher: my favourite pop star died !!!

class: LOL !

then he was telling us how much he loved michael jackson and everything... and everything was so true !!

he was the pop king who invented MOON WALK *which is totally awesome**

he won an award for his 45 degree bent which defined gravity... LOL

and so on..

kinda wasted... such a talented person died of myocardial infarction at such an early age... =(


i remembered when i was stand 3 or 4, my parents when to Concorde hotel KL to see his concert... time flies




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Yesterday ~

we were waiting outside the bio lab for teacher to come...

so we saw teacher coming... then everyone loves to call our bio teacher "cher" (short form of teacher) ... lol there's a short history to this...

**flash back****
while one of my classmate was doin an experiment, he called teacher...

TEACHER TEACHER TEACHER TEACHER !!!!!!!!!

but teacher was busy with other people.. then he kept calling till he called "cher"

TEACHER TEACHER TEACHER TEACHER TEACHER CHER CHER CHER CHER CHER !!!


teacher: i'm not "cher". i'm tea-cher !!


class go LOL again



NOT THE POINT !!! that wasn't the funny part

so we were waiting outside the class... teacher came and all of us CHER CHER CHER CHER !!

lol then she smiled and openned the bio lab door (the one for teachers) , b4 she went in.. she said "dent dent dent dent" and went in


all of us ... UH ???? *blurr faces**


then after two seconds, she openned the door and her head protrude out and said STUDENT and went back in..


LOL... she is so hilarious !!! that's why we love her so much


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Yesterday's yesterday (or something like that)


our chemistry teacher was teacher us how to write proper half equations...

she asked one of my classmate where to add the H20 in the equation


my friend was lying on the table and say on the left

teacher: uh ?? issit my left or ur left ??

classmate: my left

teacher: oh my left would be here

classmate: NOoo !! MY left !!!

teacher: right.....

whole class: LEFT !




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Yesterday.......


A and C = girls
B and D = guys


B came in the class late, so got no more place, so he sat wit A

C found out and said

C: eh B ! i thought ur gay one... why u seat with A ???



then A B C & D said something... and i forgotten the rest of it... -.- " " " but i know it was funny.. lol

Discipline makes perfect ???

Just got back my physicist results for my class test yesterday... :D

after i sat the test a month ago ( i know !! i only get back my result a month later -.- " ) i almost cried !!! it was super duper tough... especially the essay question.. I JUST TEMBAK EVERYTHING !!! 18 MARKS FOR ONE LOUSY ESSAY.. OMG...

i had all the time in the world to do it.. but i have no idea what the heck the question was asking.. I STUDIED OKAY !!!...

so i've been emoing bout my physicist paper all month long.. lol untill yesterday .. OMG. finally the truth is revealed...

I DIDN'T FAIL.. LOL... i didn't expect that marks.... BY THE GRACE OF GOD, i got such good results.. lol... my mouth was open ajar so wide that a cow could go in... shocked and stunned.. omg



then teacher was saying bout the results.. cuz everyone didn't do quite good... BCUZ IT WAS HARD...


so he gave us a life advise that i will follow it !!!


he said that physics is not hard... lol. then he said everyday just take 30 minutes to read physics !!!

teach : 10 minutes for hw, but i dun give u all much hw so.. dun have to worry bout it... another 10 minutes to review what u have learned today, and another 10 minutes to ________ ( i forgotten... -.- )

and i think he's right... if i wan a good results for my SAM, i think the half an hour thing will definately work...

half an hour per subject, excluding english, study only two hours per day.. quite okay wert...

so i'm goin to follow his technique all year long.. LOL . let's see how long can i last.. i doubt myself that i can last for a weekk.. lol but i must try.. *today is day one***


my mid semester exam is coming in mid july, and i have to pass up all my projects in july too.. hecticnya... but i'm enjoying it.. no matter how stress it is.. xD u know me, i'm the most kia su person on earth... =(



i guess life is too short to be stress.. lol (what do i know bout life.. i'm just a 18 years old kid, but inside, i'm only a 5 years old boy) haha

*cough cough*

swine flu or pig flu or pork flu or char siew flu -.- is all around us !!! run !!!

A(H1N1): US, UK, Australia, P'pines returnees must stay home for 7 days

By NG CHENG YEE

PUTRAJAYA: Those who return home after travel in the United States, United Kingdom, Australia and the Philippines must quarantine themselves at home for seven days.

Health Ministry director-general Tan Sri Dr Ismail Merican said most imported cases of the Influenza A (H1N1) reported in the country involved patients who returned from these countries.

“We urge them to do so and if they develop flu-like symptoms, they must seek treatment immediately,” he told a press conference here Tuesday.

(star online 2009)

this is from the star newspaper online ... so those coming back .. QUARANTINE ONE WEEK !! SO SAD..

i know somebody coming back from melb on sunday.. xD one week at home.. quite nice wert... it's like a holiday.. just stay at home watch tv, eat, sleep, play computer.. FOR A WEEK.. WOO




anyway......... there's so many ways to prevent urself form this pork flu...

the most obvious one is WASH UR HANDS FREQUENTLY LA... is that so hard ??? washing ur hand could save ur life.. so wash ur hands like ur life depend on it !!


secondly, DUN GO TO US, AUS OR P'PINES LA... just dun go vocation till the whole flu thing is calm and cool.. is that so hard ?? can die meh if dun go vocation... -.-


thirdly... DUN MIX AROUND WIT THOSE WHO CAME BACK FROM CONTAGIOUS COUNTRIES... can just talk on the phone or sms or msn wert.. dun need to hug and kiss and shake hands -.-












SMDU IS SO FAMOUS !!!!! woooooooooooooooo came out newspaper and tv news somemore.. that's damn chun !!!! saw the pic in the paper today.. .. DAMN POSER .. LOL

PN ZULAIKA U ROCK !!

They tried so hard to make us see,

They never listened that we wanted to be free,

They gave us the tools to build our life,

We broke all the rules with our strife,

The more they try to raise us the best,

The easier it was to be just like the rest,

No greater love has ever been,

We will always need out parents, like how Jack needs Beans.






Happy Father's Day ??? and Happy Belated Mother's Day ???






Tibia ?? LOL
p.s. i'm not stupid

It's so hard getting people to be interviewed... lol.. for my Malaysian studies project...


so the other day i was interviewing viviene...
my topic was should toll in malaysia be abolished?

Hooi: So, do u think paying toll is a burden ???

Viv : Yes ! because it slows down the motion of the car...






LOL... so farny...





i'm doing one of my essay homework n0w.. lol i came across this word...

cyber-bullying... lol so farny

lol people can cyber-bully through blogging.. hahaha =P








To blog or not to blog, that is the question! Whether it is wiser to place your thoughts and your feelings on a blog and leave it for the world to read, or to keep private and confidential journals that are kept in a secret cupboard under lock and key. This is a question every blogger would have to ask before they start a blog. This corner has been created to amalgamate the multiple views and opinions on the art of blogging. (Lee YK 2003)


LOL I DID IN-TEX CITATION TOO

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

i forgotten how much i love harry potter !!!

lol it took me the whole of form 4 to read from book one to book seven.. hahaha...

after spm.. i decided to reread half blood prince.. but till now.. only half way.. no time =/



go and watch the trailor at youtube !!!!

super duper nice..... sure fall in love within the first sight.. haha


july 17.. judgement day :D

Wooo hooo

Very very very busy week !
and it's just the start of second semester !!!!!!!!!

i can't believe i paid so early -.- 8623 ringgit !!! super regret.. could had change course xD but i know i wont. and i know my parents wont let me =\ came so far.. *well not exactly.. it's been only 2 months*** but still...



tmr's a very busy friday !!

-pass up biology source,outline
-biology practical test
-Malaysian studies finals
-english oral !! (issue analysis)



the english is the worst one... what the heck m i going to talk bout nuclear warfare or non-proliferation treaty ! -.-


i've learnt to control my stress... woot~
from now onwards... i'm not going to use the word "stress" anymore !!
the word "kheng hooi" and "stress" does not come together in a sentence !

i'll use the term"busy" instead.. /o/



Early Edition's Gary Hobson !!! today life's lesson !

1. do not judge ppl !!

2. everyone deserves a second chance !!

3. donate part of ur organs !!! but for now, donate blood !!!






Meow to

-cat
-pretty
-yoda

Never judge a book by it's cover

or should i say, never judge people by their looks



i guess i was always judgemental *and still is*


i always hated the followings
-cigarette
-smokers ESPECIALLY GIRLS


but i love to play with fire... xD


i had always been prejudiced towards smokers...
there's many reasons for me to hate smokers...
i don't really know any smokers though.. till recently...



during my one week of break, kath intro to me her best fren. which happens to smoke.

after founding out that she smokes.................eeee yerrr.........
lol

but after spending just a day with her, she is honestly a very good friend. no wonder she's kath's best friend.

she's hilarious, outgoing, smart...... and more which i don't know of . lol
she doesn't smoke in front of kath and her other fren.





i guess mayb not all smokers are bad ???








but i highly respect smokers who quits smoking =P










nails are crazy... i already have two scars on my hand.

one by a bamboo in form 2 * =.= scouts**

one by playing foosball this year =.=

one by my finger nail !!!!!!!!!!




and i just cut my lef with my nail again =.=
i so need to cut them often

can't afford another scar. xD

Blaad

who haven seen blaad before ??? even a new born baby is covered wit blaad.



do we need blaad ?? of cuz ! got so many functions

-transport oxygen to cells
-blah blah blah
-blah blah blah


do we healthy ppl have blaad ??

we have TONS !



do others have blaad ??

not necessarily... some might be hospitalized needing a heart/spleen/kidney/liver/brain/eye transplant...

some might met an accident and lost a lot of blaad. when the doctors check the blaad bank, the blaad type AB negative is so rare... where to get it ?




sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

u know where m i getting too.. xD




DONATE UR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

WHERE ??

SMDU'S HALL !!!

WHEN ??

NOW! lol actually 19th JUNE

WAT TIME

9 to 4

WHY?

SAVE PEOPLE !!!














P.S.

Did u know protein chains which form triple helix is a secondary protein ???

i didn't -.-

what do u get when u stir ham ???






hamster!!


i have 3 hamsters now ! woooo


actually my bro has 3.. for now.. lol

one of my neighbour is american... so their going back to ameirca now(my dream country)...*flight at 11.10pm* for 2 whole months.. summer break or something... so they have three hamster.. what to do with it ? they can't bring it to america can they...


so my bro gonna take care of it.. xD.... they said he could have two out of three of it.. but i'll force my bro to give it all back when they return.. lol long time to come... hopefully i dont love it too much. >D


my mom doesn't know about it.. the hamster only arrived this morning... sooo... in the afternoon my mom phoned back.. so i told her the americans gave my bro a "surprise".

lol she was very curious. i told her when she comes back then she'll know... i said it's good for my bro.. not so good for her.. ahhaha

my mom hates rats.. and hamster to her looks like rat.. /= well.. they do actually..

when she came backk.. woah...


she saw one first.. she just asked casually.. she was in the hurry to go out again...

when she comes back again.. WOAH. lol


but actually she took it better than i thought... =)

my bro seperated all of them... he put two of it next to the TV which is hidden behind the sofa.. and one next to the piano.. which is very obvious..

the usual scolding and nagging... for ONE hamster... then she randomly asked. got how many..lol..





bro: got 3 !

mummy: HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR !?!?!?!?!!

me : *shuts up*

bro: there got another 2 ! *points there*






lol.. super funny... she wasn't really angry la. just very shock.. lol


usual conditions.. cannot bring it upstairs.. cannot let it out from cage. LOL



but obviously we'll let it out.. when she's not around.. xD oopsy


i told my sis... lol she's coming back from aussie in july... she told us to not kill it.. xD...
seriously hope it doesn't dies...

i remember when i was young... everytime buy gold fish, next day sure die one.. LOL.. duno what did i do also.. =/ i remember one special case... today buy.. tmr morning i woke up after my mum went to work.. i saw the gold fish from 3 to 2... lol i paniced.. called my mum.. she said died d.. throw away d.. lol.. haert broken much..

then the next few days.. all died... =/ ..

the longest pet i have was a turtle.. well mayb bcuz turtles have long life ? was suppose to be 3 turtle.. then slowly two died.. then got one grow till so big.. cage cannot fit.. then let it be free in taman tun park.. lol... duno still alive or not

BACK TO THE HAMSTERS.......
hopefully it wont die so fast like my gold fish.. =P






p.s daddy doesn't know yet. =/ taaa